Friday, April 18, 2008

The Meme to end all Meme's....

The Grantichrist Meme
The following Q&A has been completed at the request of Tracy Lynn, who made a bet with Grant (who created the questions):

1. Describe yourself without the use of any vowels (treat “y” as a vowel).

mlt-tlntd mm, wf, dr f mch, ll-knwng, ll-sng, crft, mscl Chrstn wmn xtrrdnr

2. Write a short paragraph about a truly horrifying encounter you once had using the words “sippy-cup”.

The horrid smell emanated from someplace in the living room. Had something died? If so, WHAT? Where had it come from? It was as if a squirrel had crawled into the heating duct and settled in for a long winter's nap...only to be FRIED by the constant assault of heat. But as I searched for the source, I wondered what else it might be. The odds were low that a critter had died in there. I searched more, and the smell got stronger...then I saw it...the offender of the olfactory senses....a sippy-cup...long ago thought to have been thrown out. I didn't know milk could smell THAT bad!

3. Which of the following is the worst baby name: Monkey Winkle, Fetus Cheese, or Swaberpoo Deliciousness? Discuss.

"Fetus Cheese"...honestly...why would you even THINK to do that to your child. Naming anyone Cheese is bad...but to add FETUS to it? Why not just name a child Goosquirt or something?

4. Complete the following word association: cookie, ladder, penis, regret…


5. You move your weasel to sun level three. Your opponent counters with whimsy to caveworm seven. What is the best counter move?

Turn off the game and get a REAL life!


Heidi said...

Wow... this meme is definitely different... I might pass on this one.

I love your "sippy-cup" paragraph!

Brian and Jen said...

Thanks for the well wishes for Brian. He's not having very much fun so far... :( I did know it was called a uvula but I wasn't sure how to spell it so I just went with hangy-down thing. :) Love the sippy cup story too... we've had plenty of those here, just imagine what 85 degree whether does to milk left in a car... yuck!

rennratt said...

Ha! I'm telling TL that you completed it, too!

Tracy Lynn said...

Dude, you totally ROCK! Thanks!